Oh, hello. I’m an engineer in NYC working for Tumblr. Occasionally I photograph boats. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-86495-9’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @wkmacura)http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f9a3e0b9b0a6176bd3ae9eef14da622/tumblr_mmybn20T181qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50659461762/trickrtreatr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/trickrtreatr" target="_blank">trickrtreatr</a>]</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50662043562http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50662043562Fri, 17 May 2013 13:29:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76c36499aba7224ea84376da152e4da6/tumblr_mmtocv5KEV1r29uz6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://artruby.com/post/50651831059/edward-burtynsky-shipyard-11-qili-port" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">artruby</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Edward Burtynsky, <em>Shipyard #11, Qili Port, Zhejiang Province, China</em> (2005).</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50654373010http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50654373010Fri, 17 May 2013 10:57:34 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xA4QWwaweWA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>How to make a movie out of atoms. Amazing.</p>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50429166767http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50429166767Tue, 14 May 2013 13:18:11 -0400<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A4tRkMAL93DFmaMDUHOHuBH&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Mine’s white.</p>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50050199751http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/50050199751Thu, 09 May 2013 20:15:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e8f096dedd9e5edf3ac4990db8cbf8e/tumblr_mmfx31ga561qb6f29o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wolframalpha.tumblr.com/post/49866675156/0-006-iron-man" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wolframalpha</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>0.006% Iron Man</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/49866776276http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/49866776276Tue, 07 May 2013 14:10:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd7f6ef50f79c7271959e9409edd4a88/tumblr_mme59rtOps1qzb0mbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://copyranter.tumblr.com/post/49790242106/slacker-on-the-bottom-isnt-going-all-the-way" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">copyranter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Slacker on the bottom isn’t going all the way down.</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/49798434909http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/49798434909Mon, 06 May 2013 17:02:40 -0400<p><a href="http://devopsreactions.tumblr.com/post/49501668537/testing-interface-on-internet-explorer" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">devopsreactions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/fQhq2.gif"/></p> <p>by Gian</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/49504006482http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/49504006482Fri, 03 May 2013 06:35:00 -0400“It’s a clown on a tricycle.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dallas, second beer.</em>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48392305449http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48392305449Fri, 19 Apr 2013 19:38:08 -0400“I’m not a hater, I’m just not a participator.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dallas. First beer.</em>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48388051926http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48388051926Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:41:18 -0400“I like the idea of serial infinite loops.”<br/><br/> - <em>Dallas, quoting me.</em>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48384379282http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48384379282Fri, 19 Apr 2013 17:53:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/983e508aec7c68dc2f18b58c83d437ca/tumblr_mlip5mofFQ1qzh9iro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>only zapped myself twice.</p>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48374201579http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/48374201579Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:36:58 -0400“Why aren’t jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11!”http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/47735286843http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/47735286843Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:13:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/175c894702c9718c0e91408e1ce5cbf3/tumblr_ml2kxo0HyN1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bunnyfood.tumblr.com/post/47706170369/via-tastefullyoffensive-via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bunnyfood</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/47672569338/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:<a href="http://imgur.com/ApgnVj5" target="_blank">via</a>)</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/47707273062http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/47707273062Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:20:28 -0400Petar: I discovered sex mathematically when I was in kindergarten.http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/47466198013http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/47466198013Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:20:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e72f8ebd22f606e01a4be4ffae12ede9/tumblr_mkhkivG6Zk1qzh9iro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m on a boat.</p>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46688319979http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46688319979Sat, 30 Mar 2013 14:25:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96202e1fb18be070a10f4040af8a1d52/tumblr_mkfmh8uFBR1qzh9iro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bought an air conditioner. Pretttty sure it’s bigger than my apartment. Also I may have shipped it to the wrong city.</p>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46604333564http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46604333564Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:12:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef6ea17afd170e50d13ccc4c26041955/tumblr_mkcr7zS9lv1qzh9iro1_250.png"/><br/><br/><p>Ah Gmail. I have no idea how to even parse these advertisements.</p> <p>A band for wedding receptions? Solar panels?!</p>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46481649574http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46481649574Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:02:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a41e8291073f734b75b3c4fadfb4b83/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71c2b4399e825ae0cbcd7ce1f1fc7d81/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09db6896812514047f7e8a5329fa362d/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0543c34f95575f25e36547cfeecc8ba4/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3dca9662c836184ebfceea65aab670f2/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1cb866ad625f4fd7137f8f2f0ecf2cb0/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7590e9a49714a201d4024ce5ccd28635/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd8e3557b814dd05308d41b703823984/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/faed43028e74ffeb963d7e392d770911/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b6771f6522fa56e8bc30d1a82367fd4/tumblr_mk4o2hW9uA1r24cd6o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://jhermann.tumblr.com/post/46469458468/kissthulu-rip-mitch-you-are-missed-this-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jhermann</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kissthulu.tumblr.com/post/46456979408/rip-mitch-you-are-missed" target="_blank">kissthulu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>RIP Mitch…you are missed!</p> </blockquote> <p>this is where text poster absurdism comes from</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46479345498http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46479345498Wed, 27 Mar 2013 23:31:24 -0400<p>Achievement unlocked.</p> <blockquote><div> [wiktor@firegeyser ~]$ uptime<br/> 13:37:37 up 134 days, 17:52, 2 users, load average: <b>7049.05, 7150.26, 7102.83</b> </div></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46436099793http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46436099793Wed, 27 Mar 2013 14:43:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed85acfbc30ce79ff2f33e36772981ba/tumblr_mja27hfMI71qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cavalier.tumblr.com/post/46112640588/gthegentleman-and-thats-how-you-do-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cavalier</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gthegent.com/post/46111093895" target="_blank">gthegentleman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And that’s how you do it</p> </blockquote> <p>Whoever directed this concept was a cool motherfucker.</p></blockquote>http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46166641657http://wkmacura.tumblr.com/post/46166641657Sun, 24 Mar 2013 12:00:22 -0400