Testing interface on Internet Explorer
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It’s a clown on a tricycle.– Dallas, second beer.
I’m not a hater, I’m just not a participator.– Dallas. First beer.
I like the idea of serial infinite loops.– Dallas, quoting me.
Why aren’t jokes in base 8 funny? Because 7, 10, 11!
Petar: I discovered sex mathematically when I was in kindergarten.
Achievement unlocked. [wiktor@firegeyser ~]$ uptime 13:37:37 up 134 days, 17:52, 2 users, load average: 7049.05, 7150.26, 7102.83
geyser one; kafka zero.
Project managers' logic
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apparently you can drop an iphone so hard the screen turns blue; yet it mostly still works. (damn it, I’m never going to be able to justify a 5)
Eating beans with chopsticks: separating the men from the boys. =)
Visiting the guy that wrote the build scripts
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Wiktor: professional rebel– Dallas.
Fork it, Clone it, Check it, Pull it Fix it, Break, Commit, and Push it Merge...– TheLobotomizer on Reddit
Senior Developer explaining how to use his library
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Things not to do after mincing jalapeño: wipe your eyes. and nose.